Ah, the sweet scent of getting everything you voted for—and hating it.
In just the first month of his return to power, we’ve watched:
Innocent American-born citizens deported to what are essentially concentration camps—because of the color of their skin.
A full-blown MAGA-EXIT as supporters realize oh no, they’re actually doing what they promised.
Anti-trans executive orders targeting less than a dozen people—because cruelty is the point.
The “anti-war” leader launching us into multiple wars at once—including, inexplicably, with Canada. Yikes.
Inflation spiking nearly 4% in just 30 days, while grocery prices, rent, and bills remain untouched. Only 1,430 days to go!
Meanwhile, on the world stage? We’re being headlined as a fascist state, a nation mid-coup, and—somehow—still clueless about tariffs.
And now, the reality is sinking in:
🥚 No cheaper eggs.
💊 No affordable healthcare.
🚨 No safer streets.
🔌 Higher electric bills.
🎄 Smaller Christmases.
📉 More lost jobs, fewer safety nets—if any at all.
Yet, despite their delusions of monarchy (seriously, who’s even in charge? The Rocket Man? The Tangerine? Brain Worms McGee?), this is still a nation of checks and balances.
The judicial branch is already slapping down the Oompa Loompa’s worst impulses, and organizations like the ACLU are fighting every step of the way—which is why a portion of proceeds from this wax melt will help fund their work.
Scent Profile:
Red raspberry, sour lemons, orange peel and just a hint of musk—naturally.
This fight is far from over. Don’t obey in advance. Resist.
xo
Brandon Love & Team Bewilderment
How To Use: Gently press on the edges of the bars to split them into their individual cubes. Pull one cube out and pop it in your warmer! One cube is designed to last a week before needing to be replaced.
About Our Melts: Our wax melts are hand poured in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team right here at our family run studio & boutique. These melts are made with American made soy wax, and the oils sourced from IFRA perfumists that conform to the strictest standards, both legally and our own, to ensure you’re getting a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant and worth every penny. Many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
Curing Process: Curing is a process that occurs when natural wax and oil are mixed and cooled. The oil needs time to bind to the wax and strengthen, which in turn makes them smell significantly stronger! Curing takes at least 2 weeks post-production, but most wax ships pre-cured! However since many of them are made fresh and sell fast, many customers opt to wait 1-2 weeks before melting a product once they receive it… just in case! Don’t worry, you can still open and sniff in the meantime! For best results and max potential, you can cure for up to 2 months!
