Our cards say the things you meant to say but couldn’t quite articulate between doomscrolling and reheating leftover noodles. Each card is designed by an artist, that every purchase supports.

Your Penis is my Favorite - Greeting Card
Sale price$ 5.95

Wishing You a Creepy Little Christmas - Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday, Silly Goose - Greeting Card
Sale price$ 5.95

My Little Devil - Greeting Card
Sale price$ 5.95

Down to Clown - Greeting Card
Sale price$ 5.95

Your Vagina is my Favorite - Greeting Card
Sale price$ 5.95

Shit I Totally Didn't Almost Forget Your Birthday - Greeting Card
Sale price$ 6.95
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