Fragrance Description:With notes of warm vanilla and fresh linen, Fuck Anxiety is like a warm blanket and a cup of chamomile tea. Like a deep tissue massage for your brain. Like a giant teddy bear giving your neuroses the finger. At the top of this fragrance, you'll be greeted with a burst of fresh linens, which immediately uplifts your senses and creates a clean and comforting atmosphere. As the fragrance develops, the heart of the scent reveals a warm and creamy bouquet of vanilla bean, which adds a touch of sweetness and richness to the fragrance.
Creative Description:
Anxiety.
Sometimes it’s the static fuzzing the signal of your everyday life. Other times, it’s the cast of Drumline wailing away in time with your pounding heart and racing thoughts.
Either way, you’ve got better things to do than to sit captive to the obnoxious ear worm of anxiety.
For those days when your body feels chaotic and you wish someone would fold you into a hug and tell you everything’s going to be okay, there’s Fuck Anxiety.
With notes of warm vanilla and fresh linen, Fuck Anxiety is like a warm blanket and a cup of chamomile tea. Like a deep tissue massage for your brain. Like a giant teddy bear giving your neuroses the finger.
Inhale comfort, exhale stress. You’ve got this covered.
How To Use: Gently press on the edges of the bars to split them into their individual cubes. Pull one cube out and pop it in your warmer! One cube is designed to last a week before needing to be replaced.
About Our Melts: Our wax melts are hand poured in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team right here at our family run studio & boutique. These melts are made with American made soy wax, and the oils sourced from IFRA perfumists that conform to the strictest standards, both legally and our own, to ensure you’re getting a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant and worth every penny. Many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
Curing Process: Curing is a process that occurs when natural wax and oil are mixed and cooled. The oil needs time to bind to the wax and strengthen, which in turn makes them smell significantly stronger! Curing takes at least 2 weeks post-production, but most wax ships pre-cured! However since many of them are made fresh and sell fast, many customers opt to wait 1-2 weeks before melting a product once they receive it… just in case! Don’t worry, you can still open and sniff in the meantime! For best results and max potential, you can cure for up to 2 months!
Hand poured in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team right here at our family run studio & boutique. Made with American soy wax, and oils sourced from IFRA perfumists that conform to the strictest standards, both legally and our own, to ensure you’re getting a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant and worth every penny. Many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
How To Use: Gently press on the edges of the bars to split them into their individual cubes. Pull one cube out and pop it in your warmer! One cube is designed to last a week before needing to be replaced. Wax warmers should generally be left on for 4 to 8 hours at a time, and turned off when not in use, especially overnight.
Curing Process: They get stronger with time! When natural wax and oils are mixed, the oil needs time to bind to the wax — this deepens and strengthens the scent.
Curing takes about 2 weeks, though most melts ship pre-cured. Because products sell fast, some customers still wait 1–2 weeks after receiving their melts for the best throw. You can always sniff early and melt later!
For maximum scent strength, cure up to 2 months — though we wish we could pre-cure them all, our fresh small-batch process makes that tricky.
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This scent is so comforting! I had it going for two days straight without any weakening of the scent. Once I started to not smell it as much, I mixed it in my bedroom with 'Go the fuck to bed' and it smelled great!
This is one of my personal ALL time top 3 scents! Although it changed to the brown color again, it smells the same (pinky promise) the new label is SO cute with Brandon's homemade thriftkin bear on it ❤️ 1000/10 snuggles and good vibes
Im not usually a big fan of linen scents.. I got a sample of this in an order and I love ot so much. The linen is not overpowering at all. Its warm, comforting and relaxing.
Consistently a favorite, I have purchased these at least 5 or 6 times. I have bought from many different batches and this one is always on point. Rich strong vanilla with a clean and comfy smell of fresh laundry. I'm not normally a fan of these type of scents but this one has been a go to for almost 2 years.
Smells so amazing!! I've been windowshopping bewilderment since they were crumble then lost them! Finally found them and im so happy to support this company. Smells so cozy like the best dryer sheet in the world!! Also there's GLITTER in the melts!!! If youre thinking about ordering do it NOW!!!
So per the fb group you’re supposed to let these guys sit and macerate, but I didn’t follow instructions. For reference I have a drawer of a competitors product that has no throw but this brand has my entire condo smelling like a million bucks. Additionally, as part of the intolerant left, I feel like this is a good place to spend my money. I will be a repeat customer!
I'm not a big fan of linen and tbh I thought mixing it with vanilla was kinda weird but I love being proved wrong 😅 The scent on this is amazing, strong and rich without being overwhelming and the vanilla is to die for. It quickly became a favorite and I was over here side eyeing just moments ago. It is absolutely worth every ounce of hype..I'm on my way to order every other product in this scent!
My absolute favorite scent line. I WILL die for this smell and its variants. This is my whole FA collection. I refuse to melt the last bricks of the OG bars.
Store owner replied:
Hey there,
I saw your video, and it looks like the wax might have gotten a bit too warm in transit or at your place. Wax melts can sometimes soften in hot conditions, but they usually firm up again once cooled.
Instead of shoving fingers into it, try letting it cool down properly and then use it. If it’s still not working for you, email us at hi@bewilderment.com, and we’ll sort it out.
We’re here to help and want you to have a great experience.
Brandon
Although very pretty, the entire bar was greasy and mushy. Did not matter if I froze it... It is melting at room temperature. I wondered why a best-selling product was so cheap. This batch must not have set right. The silicone cup ripped the first time I used it. The cup in the picture is a baking cup I thankfully happened to have. It's ironic to me that I ordered specifically to help my anxiety ( I also got fu,k anxiety spring edition, Sunday morning comics, and shark attack) and the experience of trying to experience Zen turned into an overwhelming mess. Disappointed.
**VERY, very sweet; almost nauseatingly saccharine. Be warned.**
Despite this I still love it, I just have to melt it in smaller quantities. It definitely smells like powdery, clean sheets/laundry detergent, with a strong note of vanilla bean. I'd also say it smells kinda like... cough syrup? It's reminiscent of the bitter-y sweet medicine you'd have to choke down as a kid.
This scent reminds me of stuffed teddy bears, pillow forts, plush blankets, and stringed fairy lights.
(i miss the old packaging with the teddy bear on the cover. bring it back!! please lol)
Store owner replied:
Hey Erin,
Thanks for the detailed feedback! It's great to hear you still love the Fuck Anxiety Wax Melts, even if the sweetness is a bit much for you. Melting it in smaller quantities is a great idea for those who find it too strong.
Your description of the scent is spot on—powdery clean sheets, vanilla bean, and a hint of nostalgia. We appreciate your suggestion about the packaging with the teddy bear. I'll definitely pass that on to the team!
If you have any other questions or need assistance, feel free to reach out.
Best,
Brandon
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