Name: Fuck Anxiety Car Freshie
Brand: Car Freshie
Price: 12.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Fragrance Notes: Fresh Linen & Vanilla Bean

Fragrance Description: With notes of warm vanilla and fresh linen, Fuck Anxiety is like a warm blanket and a cup of chamomile tea. Like a deep tissue massage for your brain. Like a giant teddy bear giving your neuroses the finger. At the top of this fragrance, you'll be greeted with a burst of fresh linens, which immediately uplifts your senses and creates a clean and comforting atmosphere. As the fragrance develops, the heart of the scent reveals a warm and creamy bouquet of vanilla bean, which adds a touch of sweetness and richness to the fragrance.

How to Use:

1.) Unleash the Aroma: To get your Car Freshies groovin', remove that inner plastic stopper and give it a tight screw with the wooden lid. Oh, and a quick heads-up – if the lid ever cracks, don't be a rebel, cease use immediately.

2.) Aroma Maintenance 101: For a continuous burst of fragrance happiness, just give it a little tip – we're talking two seconds, twice a week. It's like a spa day for your car's senses.

3.) The Right Spot: Hang your Car Freshies proudly on your rear-view mirror, not on levers or any other shifty spots in your ride. Safety first! And please, don't let it dangle so low that it turns into a view-blocking curtain.

4.) No Leaking Allowed: If your Car Freshies decide to throw an oil party and leak, call it quits immediately. And remember to tighten and inspect that wooden diffuser lid regularly – safety dance, anyone?

5.) Disclaimer: While we'd love to take credit for transforming your car into an aromatic haven, we can't be held responsible for any misuse of Car Freshies. Please, be responsible, and when it's time to bid adieu to your empty bottle or after 90 days of aromatic bliss, toss it in the recycle bin or trash. Do not allow children to play with Car Freshies. Wipe away any mess immediately. Inspect freshies occasionally. Secure properly.

About Car Freshies:

Ever wanted your car to smell so good you'd forget about that mysterious french fry under the seat? Say hello to Bewilderment's Car Freshies! These snazzy glass jars don't just sit pretty; they’re your car's new aromatic sidekick.

Choose from a bewildering lineup of Bewilderment aromas and watch as your car goes from "eh" to "ahh-mazing." Kickstart the fragrant fiesta by popping out the small plastic seal with a toothpick. Soon, the scent from inside will stage a gentle takeover of the wooden lid, serenading your nostrils for 30-45+ days.

Bulk buyers and gifters, rejoice! Stored right (think cool, dark drawer vibes), these little wonders stay sprightly for over 2+ years.

And, let's not forget that chic lace rope with its wooden bead. It's ready to jazz up your rearview mirror and maybe, just maybe, outclass that bobbling hula dancer.

With Bewilderment's Car Freshies, your drive isn’t just about getting from A to B - it's an aroma therapy adventure!

About our Products: Our products are handmade in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team at our family-run studio and boutique. We use fragrance oils sourced from IFRA-certified perfumers, adhering to the strictest standards to ensure you get a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant, and worth every penny. Plus, many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 16 reviews.

Customer photo review of Fuck Anxiety Car Freshie

Got this for my daughter for Christmas as it's our all time favorite scent.

Lisa C. 5/5 Verified December 13, 2024