{"product_id":"fuck-depression-body-lotion","title":"F*ck Depression Body Lotion","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAroma: An anti-seasonal depression tea, with bergamot, white tea, ginger and a citrus twist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSeriously, fuck that shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis whole year is a dumpster fire, your house smells like sweat socks and stale takeout (because who even goes outside anymore?), and your brain is a knuckle-dragging troll that’s actively trying to club you to death with your own fears and anxieties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s a three-ring circus set in Hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou know what might\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003emake you feel better? Some goddamned aromatherapy, that’s what. Something that smells so good—like fresh bergamot, white tea, and ginger root—that it reminds you that the world beyond your own walls can be pretty fucking magical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBefore you know it, the world inside your four walls doesn’t seem that bad, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGoodbye, sweat socks and stale takeout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdios, knuckle-dragging troll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnd that dumpster fire? It’s actually kind of pretty, if you think about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe future smells bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"none\"\u003eFragrance Notes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":false,\"201341983\":0,\"335559738\":0,\"335559739\":160,\"335559740\":259}'\u003e Bergamot, White Tea \u0026amp; Ginger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props='{\"134233117\":false,\"201341983\":0,\"335559738\":0,\"335559739\":160,\"335559740\":259}'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFragrance Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fuck Depression defiantly challenges with its invigorating blend of bergamot, white tea, and ginger. This bold fragrance is a rallying cry against the shadows, where the uplifting citrusy notes of bergamot dance with the calming essence of white tea and the spicy warmth of ginger, creating an atmosphere of resilience and determination. With each breath of Fuck Depression, you're reminded to stand tall, face adversity head-on, and find strength in the power of self-care and self-love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\"\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\"\u003eA party In a bottle, a spa date in a squeeze. Apply as needed anywhere your skin needs a little love! Nice Cream sinks deep into skin, never leaving you feeling oily or greasy. Use chilled right after a shower on warm skin, for a cool youthful refreshen!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\"\u003eWith this amount of hydration, you won’t need to chase waterfalls. Thick enough to go a long way and light enough to leave the perfect level of moisture behind! Bringing together premium ingredients like shea butter, cocoa butter, aloe vera \u0026amp; vitamin E! Butters \u0026amp; vitamins liven and lock in moisture, while naturally helping block out skin damage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\"\u003eWhile what’s inside counts, what’s left out does too. We’re cream of the crop! 100% Vegan, with no parabens, sulfates or phosphates  to cramp your style. Totally gluten and cruelty free, because we love cute bunnies too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"none\"\u003eAbout Our Products:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW233287509 BCX0\" lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW233287509 BCX0\"\u003eOur products are handmade in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team at our family-run studio and boutique. We use fragrance oils sourced from IFRA-certified perfumers, adhering to the strictest standards to ensure you get a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant, and worth every penny. Plus, many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props='{\"201341983\":0,\"335551550\":2,\"335551620\":2,\"335559738\":240,\"335559739\":240,\"335559740\":279}' class=\"EOP SCXW233287509 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #b3b3b3;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e4oz - Ingredients: \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eWater (Aqua), Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Laureth-4, Laureth-23, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Anthemis Nobilis Flower Oil, Citrus Medica Limonum Peel Oil, Citrus Auranitium Dulcis Peel Oil, Polysorbate 20, Carbomer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Methyl Chloro Isothiazolinone, Methyl Isothiazolinone, Red 40.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nice Cream","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47312574677170,"sku":null,"price":9.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/2350\/files\/3d97b08c-0a42-4a64-9534-6fb874ae180d.jpg?v=1776450860","url":"https:\/\/bewilderment.com\/products\/fuck-depression-body-lotion","provider":"Bewilderment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}